I wanna spread my dementia/I wanna knock it off the line

So, in line with the whole new town/new leaf/new year thing - I have decided that this year I am going to run a marathon. Specifically, the Kansas City Marathon, in October. Kelly Sue suggested that I run the half-marathon, but in my overachieving heart, I knew I was gonna try for the whole thing.
OmygodwhatwasIthinking.
I don’t have to start training training till July, and I am gonna sign up with a running group, but in order to be ready to even start seriously training, I need to kick up my game. Right now, I run 6-9 miles a week. By July, I need to need to be running at least 16. Plus - I am SLOW. I can’t seem to break that 11 min mile, and I am gonna need to speed up a lot - I don’t want to run a 4 hour marathon! SO… yeah. Lotsa running in my future.

In other news - I have a special ALL ANIMAL EDITION!

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIKE!
“Because they could eventually escape into the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta via the Feather River, they are considered a major threat …” MAJOR THREAT!

Seals? MEAN!
“On Easter Sunday, the seal grabbed an 80-pound pit bull and only let her go after he was attacked by the dog’s owner.”
Seals vs. Pit Bulls - WHO WILL WIN? (I think you would really have to handicap it for water vs. land…)

A fuckload of bunnies.
I think they pulled off a clever escape plan. Only 100 got away, but still - hella Watership Down, yo. RUN FIVER, RUN!

OK, I think I have lost my shit today. Over and out.

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