“…This is a real paradox for me: My entire life I’ve been told I wasn’t pretty enough. My entire life I was told by people that I was ugly, that I was too tall, that I was flat-chested, that I was this, that I was that. When I was a stripper I was never quite pretty enough. I was never one of the beautiful girls. I was never one of the top earners. Suddenly I achieve something in my life that is purely intellectual and purely creative, and I’m being told that it’s because I’m pretty. To me that is the weirdest, most ironic thing ever. Like all of a sudden I’m attractive when it suits people’s purposes. But in the past when I needed to be attractive I was ugly. So let’s pick. Which is it?” — Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody

Have I mentioned that Jezebel is my favorite blog evar? It totally is. Even though they talk about the getting drunk a leetle too much for my comfort zone, but, hey - everyone needs a thing, y’know?

Speaking of things:

A) - I won an iPhone at my new job. Which is hilarious and awesome, and keeps me from wanting to slit my wrists ou of boredom at said new job. Why oh why did I ever think I could do corporate drudgery? Oh yeah… paycheck. Grr.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS BY NOW, UNIVERSE! WHAT GIVES? How did I end up poor and infamous? Jeez.

B) - If you cannot tell, I am feeling a little sorry for myself at the moment. I shall knock it off in short order, but for right now, I am mired in a a massive “poor poor me” sulk.

C) - Adjusting to Vegas is hard. I am so homesick I can barely even think about Kelly Sue or Henry without bursting into tears. I miss my sponsor, I miss my meeting, I even miss the freaking SNOW. I know stuff will change - it has to, right? I mean, I’ll make friends and everything, won’t I?

Won’t I?

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE OH MY GOD.

D) - Vegas is very dry. Seeing that it is a desert, I should not be so surprised. But I am. I have turned into an itchy alligator creature. Who is sulking about it.

E) - Bunny has discovered the joys of cat poop. Oh jesus.

Ok, I am going to Target now. THE EXCITEMENT NEVER STOPS IN SIN CITY.

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